Warning: The following text will be almost incomprehensible to anyone who does not suffer the broadcasts of the Academy Awards that year after year carried on Channel 4.
September 1
A poorly decorated with director's chairs and plastic figurines of gold, comes an old man wearing the same black suit that will be used next year.
- How are you, Arthur? - Says the suit next to him in a chair.
The other replied, smiling from his white jacket, specially purchased for the occasion.
- Well, enjoy this incredible evening ... how could it be otherwise, do not you think Alvaro?
-course ...
In a short while to start delivery. The cameraman who will take care of them for a few hours on trembling, holding a paper in his hand.
- Arthur, Álvaro ... I was thinking what were the previous transmissions, and I made a list of expressions that can be used, say, besides "amazing" or "wonderful" ... could read them and use them before when discussing the transfer, shall we? Arthur
yawns, he passes the list to his partner, Alvaro reads aloud: "EXTRAORDINARY, AMAZING, WOW, AMAZING ...".
Removes eyes from the paper. I like the word "extraordinary" sounds important.
The cameraman is fired and placed behind the camera. With a hand motion indicating that they started recording.
- Goodnight still friends, "says Arthur Another chair from Oscar night shared with Monte Carlo Television. How are you Alvaro?
- Great Arthur, enjoying a preview of what will be the awards of the Academy. Both continue exchanging compliments
free to the Academy until the image finally appears at the Kodak Theatre, to which they can not help launch a ...
- Incredible ... totally wonderful.
This time the presenter will be Chris Rock. Ah! If you do not talk so fast ... Arthur
making efforts to translate it, but just fails to understand the jokes. He laughs at the wrong time while trying to hide their hawks Álvaro shortcomings in simultaneous translation.
At last the round.
- This is not working ...- Arthur says Alvaro stirring movie information from the internet "We must do something ... Arthur
seems not to hear. It entertains practice poses to the camera.
- Please, Arthur ... By the way, in ten years we worked together, there was always something I wanted to ask: is this really your name? Arthur
pose looks from co-star Travolta and tells the leg while crossing pass;
- Si ... but you can call Pocholo. When we are not in the air, of course ...
batch is completed. Again suffer the English, damn yankees, why not speak English!
This Read Álvaro time sheets from the internet, and speak out spaces that have little to do with what you are saying ... but hey, comes round again, no time to recover.
- Arthur, I was thinking ... could talk about Drexler. Dress is nominated, we could talk about it.
His companion nods. Talk about Jorge Drexler. After all, Uruguay, and recently the channel did an interview where he went drinking mate.
Ah, Drexler ... he was going to save the night.
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